Sunday, August 14, 2011

Absolut[es]

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Here is a list of some absolutes, or so it seems:

There is no God.
There are no Fairies.
Magic does not exist.

The 'people' have no power.
You are always right.
Santa Who?

The grass is greener on the other side of anything.
The sun will come out tomorrow [somewhere].
Why bother?

Being gay is a 'condition', like a rash, and can be cured.
Black was Henry Ford's favorite color.
The road down is faster than the road up.


Like it or not, you will end up like your mother.
War is never the answer, unless you are in the arms business.
Zero is followed by one, except when counting by twos.

SCUBA diving is best done under water.
Science may come up with solutions but it doesn't have all the answeres.
A 'smoke-free' environment actually pisses some people off.




1 comment:

  1. Two posts that mention fairies. Is this a trend, I wonder? Personally, I think you should mention fairies in all your posts. People hardly talk about these poor creatures anymore.

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