ALWAYS HAPPY.TRY NOT TO WORRY. IT DOESN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD TO WORRY. WHERE HAVING A BUSH PLANTING PARTY HERE TOMORROW. SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN I WROTE IT BUT WHY NOT. I ALWAYS LIKED BUSH AND HIS LOVELY WIFE. I LIKE MOST EVERYONE. I TRY NOT TO GET INTO POLITICS. I HAVE MY OPINIONS AND OTHERS HAVE THERE'S.THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY HAPPY MEDIUM. NAME CALLING DOESN'T GET ANYONE ANYWHERE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS WEEKEND THAT DOESN'T COST A BUNDLE? FOR WHAT THIS PROJECT WILL COST IN THE FRONT YARD.I COULD'VE STARTED REDOING THE BACK SCREENED IN PORCH AREA. IT ALL NEEDS A FACELIFT.
GOT TO GET OFF THIS THING FOR AWHILE. KIDS ARE ARRIVING.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
SO WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? I WENT TO CHURCH [TV] THEN WATCH THE CASEY ANTHONY TRAIL. I THINK SHE'S GUILTY. I TRULY BELIEVE SHE HAD HELP. THE KIDS DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB ON MY BUSH AND FLOWER PLANTING PARTY. I WAS GOING TO YELL OUT TO THEM AND SAY HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR PASSPORTS UP TO DATE.BUT WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL DEVELOPMENT OF MANY COLORS. I DON'T KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY ILLEGALS LIVING IN HERE.I WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONES FEELING. AS I WAS ONLY JOKING. I AM AGAINST ILLEGALS LIVING IN OUR COUNTRY WITHOUT GREENCARDS. JUST MY OPINION. WITH THAT I MUST SAY GOODNIGHT ANNIE. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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ALWAYS HAPPY.TRY NOT TO WORRY. IT DOESN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD TO WORRY. WHERE HAVING A BUSH PLANTING PARTY HERE TOMORROW. SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
ReplyDeleteWould that be a George Bush? rofl
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th and Happy Planting, Granny.
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN I WROTE IT BUT WHY NOT. I ALWAYS LIKED BUSH AND HIS LOVELY WIFE. I LIKE MOST EVERYONE. I TRY NOT TO GET INTO POLITICS. I HAVE MY OPINIONS AND OTHERS HAVE THERE'S.THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY HAPPY MEDIUM. NAME CALLING DOESN'T GET ANYONE ANYWHERE.
ReplyDeleteSO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS WEEKEND THAT DOESN'T COST A BUNDLE? FOR WHAT THIS PROJECT WILL COST IN THE FRONT YARD.I COULD'VE STARTED REDOING THE BACK SCREENED IN PORCH AREA. IT ALL NEEDS A FACELIFT.
GOT TO GET OFF THIS THING FOR AWHILE. KIDS ARE ARRIVING.
GRANNY
This is for Granny:
ReplyDeleteWhat Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
;)
THIS STORY SOUNDS LIKE FRENCH SOCIALISM.
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SO WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? I WENT TO CHURCH [TV] THEN WATCH THE CASEY ANTHONY TRAIL. I THINK SHE'S GUILTY. I TRULY BELIEVE SHE HAD HELP. THE KIDS DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB ON MY BUSH AND FLOWER PLANTING PARTY. I WAS GOING TO YELL OUT TO THEM AND SAY HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR PASSPORTS UP TO DATE.BUT WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL DEVELOPMENT OF MANY COLORS. I DON'T KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY ILLEGALS LIVING IN HERE.I WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONES FEELING. AS I WAS ONLY JOKING. I AM AGAINST ILLEGALS LIVING IN OUR COUNTRY WITHOUT GREENCARDS. JUST MY OPINION. WITH THAT I MUST SAY GOODNIGHT ANNIE. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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