Yeah, that's the ticket !

 

Bachmann - For President

 Palin - For Vice President

			The Pathological Liar Picks Up Jerry Hall Bartender: What can I get you? Jerry Hall: Uh.. I think I'll have a white wine spritzer. [ he places it on the counter and moves aside ] Can I get a light? [ pulls out a cigarette ] Tommy Flanagan: [ swaying next to her with a cigarette lighter extended toward her ] I got it! Jerry Hall: Thank you. Tommy Flanagan: My name's Tommy, Dr. Tom.. uh.. Senator Tommy Flanagan. Jerry Hall: Really? Tommy Flanagan: Mmm hmm.. Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Jerry Hall: I doubt it. Tommy Flanagan: Oh, I know! I saw you at the.. White House! Yeah, that's the ticket. Why, I was just there last.. uh.. yesterday. Yeah.. having dinner with the Royal Family. Jerry Hall: Which Royal Family? Tommy Flanagan: Uh.. the one on TV. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a producer, you know. Big-time tele.. movie producer. Yeah, that's the ticket! So, what do you do? Jerry Hall: Oh, I do some modeling, I wrote a book, and I'm into rock and roll. Tommy Flanagan: Oh, yeah? I wrote a book about rock and roll. Yeah, it was about the guy who invented rock and roll. Yeah, that's it! In fact, it was.. it was an autobiography! Yeah! Jerry Hall: [ not buying it ] You invented rock and roll? Tommy Flanagan: Mmm hmm. Swing, too. Yeah, I played with all the big bands -Elvis Presley, Benny Goodman, Buddy Holly, The Who.... Jerry Hall: And I suppose you played with The Stones, too, huh? Tommy Flanagan: Well, now you're being silly! I never played with them. Jerry Hall: I didn't think so. Tommy Flanagan: No. I managed them! Yeah.. I did. In fact, I wrote all their songs, too. You remember "Satisfaction"? I wrote it! Jerry Hall: You did not write "Satisfaction". Tommy Flanagan: Well.. not all of it. Actually.. uh.. Mick Jagger wrote it. Yeah, that's it! But it was originally called, uh.. "I Can't Get No.. uh.. Service in This Place".. and I changed it! Jerry Hall: You know Mick Jagger? Tommy Flanagan: Yeah. We were in Vietnam together. In fact, I saved his life. Jerry Hall: He was never in 'Nam. Tommy Flanagan: That's how I saved his life - I talked him out of going! Jerry Hall: Come on! you never met Mick Jagger! Tommy Flanagan: Oh, yeah? How do you know? Jerry Hall: Because I'm his wife. Tommy Flanagan: Oh. [ looks at her hand ] Yeah, well, where's your wedding band? Jerry Hall: We're not exactly married. Tommy Flanagan: Ah-ha! I knew you were lying! Jerry Hall: Well, I am his girlfriend. [ looks to her side ] In fact, here he is now! Mick Jagger: Hi, darling! I'm sorry I'm a little late. I was.. locked in the studio. Jerry Hall: Never mind, let's just get going.. [ gets up ] Tommy Flanagan: [ faking ] Hey, Mick, how you doing! It's me, Tommy! Remember? Mick Jagger: Who's this guy? Jerry Hall: Some guy named "Tommy", who thinks he knows you. Mick Jagger: [ thinking ] Oh, yeah.. I know him! Tommy Flanagan: [ surprised ] You do? Jerry Hall: [ also surprised ] Really? Mick Jagger: Yeah. You remember last weekend when I didn't come home? Uh.. I.. I was.. I was with Tommy. That's right! We were.. we were.. uh.. [ Tommy pantomimes fishing ] ..fishing together! That's the ticket! Right, Tommy? Tommy Flanagan: [ on the spot ] Yeah, Mick, that's the ticket! You and me, fishing! Yeah! You bet! Mick Jagger: We caught one this big! [ holds his arms out a couple of feet, while Tommy holds his out twice as much ] Jerry Hall: [ not interested, wanting to go ] Come on.. [ pulls Mick out of the bar ] Tommy Flanagan: See? I told you I knew him. Mick Jagger: [ whispering to Tommy as he passes ] Thanks, buddy, I owe you for this one. [ faces the camera before he exits ] "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"