Just spotted this on The Daily Dish blog, I know you will never take me serious again, but honestly folks, is this not going to be number one on your gift list? I think my son and son-in-law will be opening their gifts with great [in]trepidation this year. ; )
Into The Void
Marty Beckerman reviews an innovative new undergarment:
The sacfree press release promised:
"The world-wide first testicle-free men's underwear -- a fantastic, comfortable, free feeling and a new sexy look. ... And so it works: sacfree® protects and supports the penis in a bag-like pouch. Till here sacfree® feels like a classic slip. For the testiclesacfree® offers pure space. Through an opening the sac can hangs out completely free. ... With its open kind sacfree® makes for a fresh breeze. A comfortable and manly healthy characteristic... [A]bove all, people who works vocationally much in sitting will appreciate the new sacfree® freedom." ...
So back in our bedroom after dinner, I removed my shirt. "Oooooooh," she cooed. I unfastened my belt. "Mmmmmmm," she purred. I dropped my drawers.
"Your ... your balls ...?" she gawked at my crotchless boxers with a combination of bafflement and horror.
"Yes," I nodded confidently. "My balls."
She reached for the TV remote instead of my (semi-concealed, semi-showcased) male anatomy. "Put your pants back on," she instructed. "Those look ridiculous."
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow funny!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
First of all it is trepidation. There is no such word as intrepidation. Second- that is disgusting that you would think of your son and son in law in relation to this disgusting ad.
ReplyDeleteFirst off I have corrected my non-existent word. I can't have my boys opening their gifts in a manner that doesn't exist. Thank you for your catch. Second be happy that you are not on my gift list, no telling what I would come up with for you. I'm not getting paid by sacfree, so I guess it's more of a public service announcement rather than an ad in the truest sense.
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